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Master Cleanse: Day 4

The saltwater flush wasn’t as bad today. I didn’t use very warm water and I didn’t try using a straw again. I just chugged ‘er straight up! You wouldn’t believe the amount of crap that comes out of you even when you haven’t eaten in 4 days!

Other than that, things have been going pretty good. I will weigh myself in a few minutes to see if I’ve lost any more weight. Mentally, things are getting easier. Even though there have been many MANY times where I would have liked to say, just give up, I keep telling myself that it’s only 14 days out of my life and I will feel much better about myself if I stick it through. It will be a huge accomplishment for me to get through this and ultimately, I will look back on it and it will look trivial.

Keep going man! You should be documenting your poop along the way.

Do you remember Nick Marcel from Ripon? He wrote me this message on facebook a couple weeks ago. Kind of hillarious.

"thought you would like this story.... so today I went to the gym and as I was putting my shoes on in the locker room I saw this 50 year old mexican wearing a Fading Maize shirt. I said, "hey how do you know fading maize?" he could barely respond because he spoke almost no English....it was just too random....anyways you guys must be big with middle class latinos....hope all is well...."

So when you think of giving in to the food, just keep going! DO IT FOR THE FANS!!!

That is so great! :o)

Per Chuck, I will start giving poop updates in the morning. It's going to be hard to explain so should I post pictures? Videos?!

Pictures are always easier to digest...er...wait......that's terrible.

Chuck you are insane!!! The noise of his master morning cleanse is enough to wake the children up - and the remnants left on the toilet are enough to make me not use that toilet - PLEASE NO PICS!!!!!! I do think he should set up one of those mileage guns because it has to be shooting at at least 10mph!

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